You talk to someone else and look ...

You Might Be A Lutheran If... ...you talk to someone else and look at their shoes first....you have more than three friends whose first names have the letter "j" as the second letter....the only open pew is up front, so you volunteer to shovel the sidewalk....Ole and Lena are really the names of your relatives....you know what a Lutheran Church Basement Woman is....you give a party and don`t tell anyone where it is....you think hotdish is one of the major food groups....your five-year-old recites the Old Testament books as Genesis, Exodus, Lutefisk
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