You Might Be A Lutheran If... ...you only serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color for the season....you didn`t know chow mein noodles were a Chinese food....when someone mentions red and green (in terms of Christmas), you immediately think of a battle over hymnals....during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it....during communion you hum the hymns so you can see who`s at church that Sunday....rather than introducing yourself to a visitor at church, you check their name out in the guestbook....you think Garrison Keillor`s stories are totally factual....you have your wedding reception in the fellowship hall and feel guilty about not staying to help clean up.
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