You Might Be A Lutheran If......you notice the Kool Aid stock shoots up during the Vacation Bible School season....you wonder why bread and wine are used for Communion instead of coffee and donuts....you are referred to as the frozen chosen!...Commandment #11--If it`s never been done that way before, don`t do it....you consider lottery tickets a serious investment....you make your hotdishes with cream of mushroom soup and your salads with Jell-O....you sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down....a line item in the trustee`s budget is "coffee maker maintenance."
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